Czesc Wszystkim,
Normal day started at 2.00 pm. I came to class, opened a window and turned a heater on (this is when I heard a quiet yawn). "Those are the books waking up for classes" - I thought (even though they haven't slept for so long before). Usual tea and preparations in progress. When..., suddenly (we all knew that suddenly was going to come) I heard a roar. What..., who and why? Of course - a ghost of the killed polar bear... "No problem, I will turn the heating down" - I said and started thinking how to get rid of polar bear in time for classes. "Know your enemy"- I thought. I found some articles on how polar bears appeared in Poland and (just in case you had the same problem) I pasted them below.
"(...) Niedzwiedz polarny (polar bear) migrated to Poland in 1923 during the great migration of polar bears.(...) Most of the polar bear families settled down in Russia and started their communities (at first very primitive - vodka and poker kept them together) which have grown with time and became very influential. (...)Nowadays FNP (Federacja Niedzwiedzi Polarnych) is unofficially the main shareholder of "Russian vodka" and "Russian poker cards" companies. (...) However some of the polar bears (much more resistant to Polish hot summers + 30 oC ) decided to choose Poland for their new home."
["Studies on Polar Bears", The White, 2007]
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